January 2011
130 posts
Everyone, everyone! I will be in New York tomorrow. and not just that. I will be seeing Alan Rickman perform right in front of my very eyes. i must pack extra underwear for the occasion. ;)
Family Matters
Me: Oh my God, mom, I had the best dream last night.
Mom: ...
Me: Did you hear me?
Mom: Yeah.
Me: You're supposed to say, "oh, really, Tara? Tell me about it."
Mom: Oh, really, Tara? Tell Lacey about it.
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"No one looks back on their life and remembers the...
intricate-eyes:
We were completely sober.
Me: Hipsters like trinomials, they're practically triangles.
Frances: No, the word "tri" doesn't make it triangular. Just because it's called a "tricycle" doesn't mean it has triangle wheels.
Me: But a bird's eye view of a tricycle is triangular.
Frances: ... I'm going to give you a bird's eye view of my foot.
“I don’t talk trash, I talk smack. They’re totally different. Trash talk is...”
– Kelly, The Office (via circleup)
Angels and Demons
Bruce: I'm reading "Angels in America".
Me: Is that the sequel to "Angels in the Outfield"?
Bruce: Yeah, the team makes it to the nationals.
yzzie:
Guilty Marina & the Diamonds